nentindo:

my brain: you could totally throw your phone out the window of this moving car right now. it is 100% possible for you to chuck your hundreds-of-dollars phone out the window and lose everything on it and have you parents scream at you for doing something so implausibly stupid. isn’t that fucked up? that could totally happen right now

me, externally:

(via m0bscene-)

peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

(Source: peenslaya, via experimentexperience)